If they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left and it would be called "Bring back the Porn"

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.

SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .

RAM disk is not an installation procedure.

All computers wait at the same speed.

DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.

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"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981

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